[The video flickers on to reveal a pair of bright blue eyes framed with blonde curls peering into the camera at a distance of much too close before leaning back to reveal a young boy who looks like he just discovered christmas.]

Wicked. It's like 'm on the telly. Can people really see me an' everythin'?

[He pauses for a moment to wonder about ( Read more... )

[ we interrupt your regularly scheduled rabbit-eating to bring you: ]

[ INSANELY HAPPY BARKING TRANSMITTED FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. ]

[ really. it's earsplitting. and it goes on, along with various endearments: ]

Who's a good boy then?

Wurf.Good Dog. Let's go talk to the dolphins, you can go for a swim ( Read more... )

I can tell you're here, you know.

I've just been walkin' through the ship, lookin'. I can find you. Around 3-9, 3-10? You're not as clever as you think you are.

[ extended pause. ]Think it's about time to make posters. Being hired to be a protester's sort of counter to the point, but it could be worse, I guess. Now I've just got to think of ( Read more... )

So, show of hands. Or whatever you've got. How many of you weren't penguins? I'm wonderin' what made the difference or if there was no difference. It's kind of a survey, maybe.

[ sigh ]

Well, at least I don't have a curfew anymore. That counts for somethin'. But it's not how I expected the world to end. Didn't expect a cleanup crew. Or the paperwork. Maybe I should've ( Read more... )